Oh well, back from a wretched holiday, so may as well join in again....even this would be better than the week we just had
So, as I said before, I am somewhat more open minded about this than Neil, but only perhaps because like many folk...I quite like the 'Nessie' like romanticism of it all. I quite like to think that maybe, just maybe, there may be yellow eyed ravening monsters running around in deepest Essex
Besides, if we could somehow cause these critters to become addicted to eating people wearing fake tan, then one of my Victor Meldrew style issues could be cleared up quite quickly
However, enough of that silliness, down to facts. Neil is suffering very bad press for sticking to his guns on this...but why is that? Look at it this way. If all
the so called evidence produced in support of the existence of these beasties were placed before a court of law, what do you imagine would happen?
There are many tales of sightings out there, many people who will swear to seeing one or more of them, many spine chilling tales of terrified dogs, hair standing up on the back of folks necks at some chilling noise...or lack of. There are stories of bodies seen, fur seen and analyzed, carcases of animals torn apart by what could only be a big cat....the list of such things is endless.
The problem with all of that is that it is what in law would be called hearsay. If a court of law asked for one solid piece of ACTUAL evidence, anything at all that constituted irrefutable proof of these critters existence...then it wouldn't be forthcoming would it? Be honest, nothing would be produced. Not one single big cat's body, not one bunch of big cats fur that could be proven did not come from a zoo, not one clear, un-photoshopped photograph, nothing. That being so, the court would have no option but to judge the case as 'unproven'.
Not only that, think about our press. The world's journalists, paparazzi, call them what you will, are like bloodhounds on speed...if the queen farts, these guys will find out in ten minutes. If ANYTHING that would sell newspapers was out there, they would have photographic evidence and presses rolling within hours. There have been fun bit's, slightly tongue in cheek page fillers, especially in local rags who have nothing bar the obituary page to print...but yet again, nothing solid whatsoever. These things will have been followed up by the nationals, but when nothing of substance is discovered, dismissed out of hand. And those guys are thorough! Nessie style blurred pictures that could be anything (and in Nessie's case, they invariably turn out to be floating logs or set up fakes) are published occasionally, on days where nothing newsworthy is happening, but not once has anything irrefutable been found.
So, what do supporters have to say to non believers when confronted with that fact? Well, quite often they start claiming foul play, saying things like "How dare you insinuate that 'Bill Bloggs' et al are liars", and so on, all good blustery stuff
Well, I don't think anyone IS claiming that these guys are liars...certainly I am not.
There could be any number of reasons why they think they saw what they did...including the possibility that they actually did see a big cat. I like to think they did, because that would be magic, the legend coming to life. However, until there is genuine, irrefutable, on the table proof that these critters exist, then there will be those who will not believe that they do. And I can't really see how you can blame them for holding that view.
There really should be SOMETHING by now, something the ravening paps could get their teeth into, actual proof that would sell millions of papers, win them a scoop, make them rich perhaps, and maybe even get them a Pulitzer prize....but nothing, a big fat zero. Even you entrenched, 100% certain believers must admit that that is ever so slightly puzzling, surely?
Could someone pleeeeeeease capture one? This is doing my head in
Cheers, Dave.