Chris Taylor
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i think the fish you lost , would of been another 11 chris.........
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If i go on the bank dont trouble yourselfs trying to carry me roll me in the river and i become a good flood swim! Any food left split amongst all of you!
i think the fish you lost , would of been another 11 chris.........
tin of tesco rice and tin of curry, full monty breakfasts, peaches, anything you need a tin opener for sod the heart condition, sorry doc i gave in to temptations
Having read this thread I can't help thinking that there's going to be a lot more swims free in the next few years as the current anglers fishing them succumb to coronaries and diabetes!
Booster biscuits on special at Spar...just thought you lot seemed the types to appreciate a decent high energy quality snack.....one tip, if you have soaked pellets in some stuff a mate gave to you that is guaranteed to attract fish, don't then eat a booster biscuit after putting one on the hair.
Who knows what the concoction contained, smelt awful...I have some strange mates and seemed to have acquired quite a collection of mysterious bottles of stuff of late....can't say they make any difference, but they keep last years pellets going for another year!Ahhh no....not that 'female pheromone' thing again was it Pete
Cheers, Dave.
P.S.
I know I am going to regret this, but what the hell are 'Booster biscuits' :confused:
Diabetes doesn't stop anyone fishing!!
Having your feet and legs amputated will certainly restrict the number of accessible swims! In the long term diabetes isn't just about having insulin injections.
She has long learnt to live with the risks...as well as never opening sealed boxes in the fridge. I have also been forced to use the old wahing machine in the garage for all fishing apparel after apparently ruining her best clothes. No consideration some women, she got all annoyed when I explained that in fact putting all that smelly fabric conditioner in with my waistcoat had removed the fish attractors that had taken many years to build up. These attractors also ensure I get to the front of the bar in crowded pubs and a seat all to myself on trains. Women 'ehMake sure you retreive all your flies as there could be a painfull peircing on the !
I take a tip from the Poles and take a nice lump of smoked sausage and a big hunk of home made bread, it's really satisfying and beats all the sugary, fatty, tinned and dehydrated stuff I used to take.