David Gauntlett
Senior Member
Dave
Your posts are always interesting informative and great to read.
I always thought you would be great on the TV as a chat show host. However you obviously didn't eat enough hormone riddled fish as a child to fit into this niche market.
Graham
True mate....I do fire blanks now, but for an entirely different reason
Actually, I thought I might have more of a chance of getting on one of these breakfast time TV shows (my missus adores them all) that are all the rage now, they are all very similar and formulaic....you could swap any member of the front players from one programme to the other and vice versa, and nobody would notice the switch .
But importantly for my chances of becoming a presenter, every one of them has the obligatory token members of the 'minority groups'....gays, ethnic minorities and so on. So, my 'cunning plan' is this....my CV must demonstrate that I am truly a fully fledged member of a 'minority group'. so, here it is.
Without my glasses I am nearly blind, very reminiscent of Mr. Magoo. If I forget to put my denture in when I leave home, I get well meaning souls offering to direct me to the local homeless refuge. I have unfashionably long hair, which one could reasonably call 'a mullet', and a moustache that birds could nest in (and may already do, for all I know). I have a dodgy back which makes me stand a bit oddly at times, arthritic knees and hips that sometimes make popping noises...a dodgy heart that makes me wheeze a bit, and my feet have collapsed a bit (now 1.5 sizes bigger than they were), so I wear 'wide fit' hiking shoes for comfort...which would be fine, but for the fact that they make me look like a hobbit searching for the Shires. On top of that I have grown grumpy with age, irascible, and quite certain that I am always right...which is a precarious place to be for someone who is usually wrong
Wadaya think Graham, that lot has GOT to put me in with a chance of being rated as a 'minority group member' doesn't it? I would then be deserving of a start at least. I could well be the next 'Lorraine'
Cheers, Dave.