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Otter Petition

I was actually born an owl. But my parents worked hard to afford the transformational surgery to convert me to human. It's been great and I haven't looked back since.
 
Howard, if you keep on hawking that sort of humour on here, you may end up before the beak, where your case would rely solely on a wing and a prayer. Don't let if ruffle your feathers though, because I know of a very talon-ted defence lawyer....he won't leave you 'owling for mercy. I dare say you don't give two hoots though, you old twit.

Cheers, Dave.
 
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