Otter Petition

[Howard Cooke]

I was actually born an owl. But my parents worked hard to afford the transformational surgery to convert me to human. It's been great and I haven't looked back since.

 

[Graham Elliott]

Howard.

Sorry. You were misled by your parents.

You were actually born a pantomine dame.

G

 

[Neil Smart]

I was actually born an owl. But my parents worked hard to afford the transformational surgery to convert me to human. It's been great and I haven't looked back since.

Stop it!!

 

[Howard Cooke]

Howard.

Sorry. You were misled by your parents.

You were actually born a pantomine dame.

G

Oh no I wasn't.

 

[John Walker]

howard, did they feed yer on hedgehogs

 

[Graham Elliott]

Howard. I distinctly remember all those shouts tooo.... (twit)

Look behind you.

 

[Howard Cooke]

Howard. I distinctly remember all those shouts tooo.... (twit)

Look behind you.

Actually Graham that's a vital mantra that I have just about managed to embed in my fishing-mainly when casting.

 

[Howard Cooke]

howard, did they feed yer on hedgehogs

Probably John and it's also why I never go hungry when night fishing.

 

[Howard Cooke]

Stop it!!

I will try Neil!

 

[David Gauntlett]

Howard, if you keep on hawking that sort of humour on here, you may end up before the beak, where your case would rely solely on a wing and a prayer. Don't let if ruffle your feathers though, because I know of a very talon-ted defence lawyer....he won't leave you 'owling for mercy. I dare say you don't give two hoots though, you old twit.

Cheers, Dave.