chaffing bad

[Gary Wagstaff]

baggy cecks

a baggy pair of cecks then you normally wear, it gets a bit embarrassing when you builders back side makes an appearance on the longer walks to the swims ,think we will have to fish nearer the car parks this season

 

[Paul Hamer]

Mr Gaskell your going worse thought you were sat at a funny angle then walking like John Wayne

 

[Darren Rosie]

If i ever bump into you lot and you ask if im stopping till its dark, please dont be offended when i grab my gear and run Mark dont bring them in the shop trades good at the moment.

 

[Steve Gregson]

if you go down to the woods tonight

Darren never say yes if offered a sausage roll

 

[Darren Rosie]

Or a banger

 

[Jim Foxall]

Jim are you saying TK max allow you to try on underwear before purchsing said garment ?

Absolutely, Just as long as you try the pants on in the shop it's ok. Don't try and take the pants home, try them on and bring them back, they won't wear it.

 

[Derek Funcks]

Message to self. If i ever see a wiganer, munching a pie, stinking of fish, clawing at his gonads, get the f...... out of TKMaxx quick as poss, and never buy underwear from said store.

 

[Mike Hodgkiss]

There is no problem that can't be sorted on BFW , best laugh I have had for ages

 

[Mark Gaskell]

laugh

its alright for you mike im walking round with an ar se like a blood orange

 

[Mike Hodgkiss]

Matron please ! Nurse ,the screens ....

 

[David Gauntlett]

Message to self. If i ever see a wiganer, munching a pie, stinking of fish, clawing at his gonads, get the f...... out of TKMaxx quick as poss, and never buy underwear from said store.

I think you have got to the crutch of the problem there Derek. This 'Wiganers Woe', or 'Ring of Fire' is obviously being spread by the slack underwear rules in TKMaxx....the hole idea is pants....probably uniquely so throughout the anals of history.

One can only imagine the pain Mark suffered when his failing sight led to him using bleach instead of his usual eau de colon. I dread to think of the consequences if the poor man had used it on other 'delicate' parts as well...he may well have completely rectum.

As you know, merely sitting on cold river banks can cause piles of problems....and now they have this. These poor Wiganers could well be boweled over like ninepins if this spreads I gather that seriarse cases can be cured by an intravenous drip of concentrated essence of pie, but still, the government must get to the bottom of this and develop an effective way of wiping it out.

I have taken it on myself to come up with a few suggestions for a name for any future ointments or whatever , but feel sure all alternatives would be appreciated.

My list so far. Please feel free to add, as and when.

'Buttock Balm'
'Ring Rinse'
'Sphincter Tincture'
'Clutter Butter'
'Sack Salve'
'Crack Cream'

Cheers, Dave.

 

[Mark Gaskell]

cracking read

quality what more can i say

 

[Darren Rosie]

Funny that dave, whenever ive had any problems in that area ive used "hole healer" or "tush treater"

 

[Anthony Pearson]

Dave, I think you've surp-assed yourself!

 

[Karl Heptonstall]

Or for ultimate nutt nourishment you could try nacker lacker!

 

[Gary Wagstaff]

The wiganer got nowt wrong with he's ring piece its bigun from swinton with ring sting

 

[Mark Gaskell]

wiganer

keep your nose out of it

 

[Darren Rosie]

Sticking your nose in there wont cure it

 

[Eddie Farrell]

the cream,

mark , try E 45 mate, or a kilt, plenty of ventilation around the orchestras

 

[Paul Hamer]

he'd look dandy on the banks in a kilt I would'nt laugh really honestly