chaffing bad

[Mark Gaskell]

with being a rotund type of guy what cream for these summer months the old sudacrem doesnt touch the spot

 

[Paul Hamer]

a ice cold can of Holsten Pils wont stop it but it might calm it down

 

[Paul Hamer]

Try butter

 

[John Charlton]

being of a similar portly profile i find putting my bootocks infront of a occilating fan cools my chaffing

 

[David Gauntlett]

Mark....I can't believe you even need to ask mate Just wipe the grease off yer chin when your eating a pie and get that rubbed in there....should work wonders. Mind you, depending exactly where the chaffing is occurring, care should be taken, especially if you are with your mates....the smell of pie may just get the better of them...and....well...saveloy and pickled onions might go down well, if you get my drift

Cheers, Dave

 

[Mark Gaskell]

pie grease

never spilt a drop of juice,always hit the string vest dave and never get fingers hamer to apply it to the old ben nevis his bell ringers are like bq sausages

 

[Paul Thomas]

"Manrub"....Been an issue for years

Always feel a bit dirty rubbing vaseline around the affected spots in the car park before setting off for a day at the river too....?


Paul

 

[David Gauntlett]

Joking aside, the soreness is caused by bacteria thriving in the sweat on/around the more...errr...delicate parts. If you carry a pack of wet wipes, preferably anti bacterial versions, and have a good wipe around every so often, it solves the problem.

It may cause a few odd looks...even the occasional arrest if you are too thorough...cough....but worth it in the end

Cheers, Dave.

 

[Mark Gaskell]

wipes

i think that was the start of the problem dave ,my eyes arent what they were and used bleach wipes by mistake the old sheriffs badge looks like the japanese flag

 

[Gary Downie]

Lanacane

 

[Cliff Turner]

Vaseline

 

[David Gauntlett]

i think that was the start of the problem dave ,my eyes arent what they were and used bleach wipes by mistake the old sheriffs badge looks like the japanese flag

Oh god that had me chortling fit to choke Mark My missus stares at me like I have lost the plot every time I read a few posts by you nutters Not that she is far out mind

Tell you what though, that must be the cleanest chocolate starfish on the bank In fact, If you did a hand-stand on the pavement people would think there was a new crossing there

Cheers, Dave.

 

[Darren Rosie]

Chocolate starfish? wheres this thread going?

 

[Stuart Prescott]

Deary lord this is a loooong close season

 

[David Gauntlett]

Chocolate starfish? wheres this thread going?

Down the toilet by the sound of it

Cheers, Dave.

 

[Jim Foxall]

Could you post some pics for a better diagnosis? If you have Dobbie Itch, then this is a fungal infection and a simple treatment using an organic acid will do the trick. No amount of Sodacream, Vaseline etc will touch it. Your GP will help or better still see your surgery's Nurse Practitioner, they tend to have more experience in these conditions and will demonstrate how to apply the cream.

You will also find that some designs of underwear will sort the problem of chaffing. Get down to TKMax and try some different pairs on in the fitting room. Don't take them home to try on as TKMax won't do a refund on pants taken out of the store, for some unknown reason. Make sure that you have plenty of cream liberally applied to the infected area when trying on the pants as you wouldn't wish to spread the infection to others.

 

[Mark Gaskell]

thundies

us up norf still favour the string versions or the ones nitted for us at christmas but the fluff gets every where and is worsre than toe jam or belly fluff but great for fire starting!

 

[Steve Gregson]

Rumour has it Vaseline is a must on Brokeback Elston

 

[Mark Gaskell]

brokeback elston

brings tears to me eyes when paul said to gaz do you fancy a do in the gully

 

[Steve Gregson]

skid row

Jim are you saying TK max allow you to try on underwear before purchsing said garment ?