Mark Gaskell
Senior Member
The hook was found later in a pie
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Dave, sory about the speling, typed it in a hury youu cee: didnunt preeview it first.
Darreyl, no problems with your viewpoint, you are right when you say that the net shouldnt have been left unattended etc.
Thing, is, I didn't plan for these things and sometimes stuff happens as they say. I didn't actually intend to fall into the river, I was merly trying to get to it downstream. I didn't intend to let the net come away from what I thought was a secure place, infact I didn't intend to go fishing at all that day, it just happened.
Unfortunately I caught four large barbel in 10 minutes and should of course have had four landing nets with me on that trip just in case and used four dog spikes to secure each firmly down. I should have checked that net cord before starting out but I didn't and certainly should not have gone fishing with out some self inflating underpants. I am only joking of course, and that's the point as NONE of my misgivings were intentional, that's what made me laugh, for making a prat of myself.
Also no harm was done to man nor fish, which is the main thing.
Enjoy your fishing, I do.
Stuart
While fishing a park lake for carp one very hot summer in my youth I decided to strip down to my boxers and go for a dip to cool off, plus I could hand drop my bait on one of the nice silt spots whilst out there.
About 50 yards out into the lake I started feeling round on the bottom for a nice smooth bit and didn't really notice the swan the other side of the lake ambling around. I did, however, eventually notice when the swan started hissing loudly and REALLY STARTED MOTORING TOWARDS ME. Oh cr*p.
It had reached about 5 yards from me and (after dropping the rig) I was half swimming half legging it out of the water stumbling towards a completely overgrown bank to try and exit the water while a massive angry swan homed in on me flapping about doing a steam train impression.
I reached the bank first and, after throwing myself out of the way of the charging swan, I was delighted to find it was 80% thorns and 20% brambles. I managed to battle my way through 20 yards of undergrowth before jumping over a fence to come out into the nice open air grass area where 6 nice young ladies were having a picnic.
I was soaked, covered in bleeding scratches and wearing shredded underpants having emerged from the middle of nowhere. I then nonchalantly walked past several families back to my swim where fortunately a couple of friends had turned up to see the whole affair unfold and were more than happy to talk me through the whole incident from their perspective.
I blanked by the way
Knowing Dazza, and what he does, and has for a long time contributed to the sport, especially for Juniors, I understand his thoughts are heartfelt.
I simply read Stu's account as a "This is not how to do it" report. And that his main reason was to poke fun at himself.
Daz, although it was funny, I think you can take it that anyone reading it, including youngsters, would say.....what a plonker!
And it's only us that know he is also an excellent angler, that can admire the honesty of it.
Take care my old pal, I still have that Stafford picture on the phone!.
Graham