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A bi poar barbel session this morning

So........(correct me if I am wrong)...I gather that there is a drunken, trouser-less geezer who has caught 3 barbel over the last 4 years, heading up towards Yorkshire (IF he can remember where that is)...to show you lot up there how to catch barbel (not withstanding the fact that the date for this 'Teach In' has not been finalised yet).......:eek:

Any chance of a video of that meeting?....I rather think it might lead to some 'Men Behaving Badly' style hilarity, well worth watching :D:D:D

Cheers, Dave.
 
Bring yer camera, Dave. It usually gets interesting at about 02:00 in Mike's bothy. He might let you stroke his collection of Mitchells if you ask nicely!

R.
 
Bring yer camera, Dave. It usually gets interesting at about 02:00 in Mike's bothy. He might let you stroke his collection of Mitchells if you ask nicely!

R.

Is that what he calls them :eek: My oh my, you hear a new name for them every day, don't you :rolleyes:

Doesn't have a bag of toffees in his pocket that he calls a 'lure', does he :D

Cheers, Dave :eek:
 
I'm not holding my breath, Chris. All talk and no trousers, I reckon. ;)

R.

Rob Rob Rob, surely you don't think i'd react to such a crude bit of goading do you ? As for fiddling with Hodgkiss's narly old tackle in the small hours of the morning, you lot carry on as you see fit, me and Turnbull ( you up for it Chris?) will carry on the drinking bit :)
 
So........(correct me if I am wrong)...I gather that there is a drunken, trouser-less geezer who has caught 3 barbel over the last 4 years, heading up towards Yorkshire (IF he can remember where that is)...to show you lot up there how to catch barbel (not withstanding the fact that the date for this 'Teach In' has not been finalised yet).......:eek:

Any chance of a video of that meeting?....I rather think it might lead to some 'Men Behaving Badly' style hilarity, well worth watching :D:D:D

Cheers, Dave.

Dave, correction due ! What he means is that the sum total of Barbel caught on their last 4 fish-ins is 3, Anyway, why don't you come along as well, my experience of you elderly Colne valley boys is that you can drink way more than your share, least my old mate Graham could, god rest im.
 
Rob Rob Rob, surely you don't think i'd react to such a crude bit of goading do you ? As for fiddling with Hodgkiss's narly old tackle in the small hours of the morning, you lot carry on as you see fit, me and Turnbull ( you up for it Chris?) will carry on the drinking bit :)

Mr Lush , ''Gnarly tackle ''? Far from it . All my equipment despite it's age , is fully functional and polished to a sparkling lustre . You will also find that we can drink and fiddle at the same time . No mean feat I think you will agree ..,:D
 
Rob Rob Rob, surely you don't think i'd react to such a crude bit of goading do you ? As for fiddling with Hodgkiss's narly old tackle in the small hours of the morning, you lot carry on as you see fit, me and Turnbull ( you up for it Chris?) will carry on the drinking bit :)

The only traveling I'm planning to do this September, Simon, is heading south after a big Sussex bass. I can't see me finding time to head up North as well. It's a pity there aren't more of me to go around, isn't it?
 
Dave, correction due ! What he means is that the sum total of Barbel caught on their last 4 fish-ins is 3, Anyway, why don't you come along as well, my experience of you elderly Colne valley boys is that you can drink way more than your share, least my old mate Graham could, god rest im.

I would have loved to Simon, but sadly the drinking bit ended for me quite some years ago now....In fact I even had to give up smoking a few years back :mad: Ahhhh me.....death, where is thy sting :D

I fear I am now one miserable son of a bitch :D:D

Cheers, Dave.
 
I would have loved to Simon, but sadly the drinking bit ended for me quite some years ago now....In fact I even had to give up smoking a few years back :mad: Ahhhh me.....death, where is thy sting :D

I fear I am now one miserable son of a bitch :D:D

Cheers, Dave.

It's all crystal clear now:p
 
The only traveling I'm planning to do this September, Simon, is heading south after a big Sussex bass. I can't see me finding time to head up North as well. It's a pity there aren't more of me to go around, isn't it?

Well the middle bits certainly gone round :D Will have to try and get down for a go at them Bass as well, ahh so little time !
 
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I would have loved to Simon, but sadly the drinking bit ended for me quite some years ago now....In fact I even had to give up smoking a few years back :mad: Ahhhh me.....death, where is thy sting :D

I fear I am now one miserable son of a bitch :D:D

Cheers, Dave.

Well thank God there's still the fiddling bit to do..... though according to some, he'll strike you blind for doing it.:(
 
Well thank God there's still the fiddling bit to do..... though according to some, he'll strike you blind for doing it.:(

That's a risk I am quite prepared to take Chris :D:D

As a child of the 60's, I had WAY too much fun, involving WAY too many of the peasures available at the time (illicitt or otherwise :eek:) to complain too loudly now that I am paying for it :D:D

I would just love to know how come Jagger (for one) is as fit as he is...the jammy git is a year older than me...not that I am jealous of course :rolleyes:

Cheers, Dave :D:D
 
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That's a risk I am quite prepared to take Chris :D:D

As a child of the 60's, I had WAY too much fun, involving WAY too many of the peasures available at the time (illicitt or otherwise :eek:) to complain too loudly now that I am paying for it :D:D

I would just love to know how come Jagger (for one) is as fit as he is...the jammy git is a year older than me...not that I am jealous of course :rolleyes:

Cheers, Dave :D:D

Don't worry about it mate. Mick can't get no satisfaction!:rolleyes:
 
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