Or a trip to A&E if you get the order wrongNot many people know that Super Glue adheres more strongly if you add a little water before applying it.
Super Glue adheres nearly instantly when it comes in contact with the hydroxyl ions in water. When this happens, the molecules form chains that make a very strong and durable plastic mesh that hardens.
After wiping the excess oil off the pellet on your trouser leg you could lick the surfaces to be glued before applying the glue and pressing them together.
This will ensure that as well as your clothes smelling like a fishmongers apron your breath will smell like that of a fishmongers cat, guaranteeing you a seat on the bus home or a place at the bar in the pub after fishing.
That would be an example of evolution in action or survival of the fittest. Those in the shallow end of the gene pool should not be allowed out on a riverbank unsupervised and cyanoacrylate adhesives should be kept in a locked cabinet.Or a trip to A&E if you get the order wrong