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Selfish?

That reminds me, I once watched two pike arguing over who was going to have an eel. They both had different ends of it and spent an hour pulling at it while getting increasingly peed off!
 
I think this should be a thread all of its own:)

I'v seen an albino Fox and a Badger swim across a river,both of these on the Teme.
 
Did you ever see an elephant fly
Well I seen a horse fly
I seen a dragon fly
I seen a house fly

I seen all that too
I seen a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye

But I've been, done, seen about everything
When I see a elephant fly
What'd you say boy
I said when I see a elephant fly

I seen a front porch swing
Heard a diamond ring
I seen a polka dot railroad tie

But I've been, done, seen about everything
When I see a elephant fly

I saw a clothes horse and he rear up and buck
And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck
I didn't see that, I only heard
Just to be sociable I'll take your word
I heard a fireside chat
I saw a baseball bat
And I just laughed till I thought I'd die

But I've been, done, seen about everything
When I see a elephant fly

But I've been, done, seen about everything
When I see a elephant fly

When I see an elephant fly
 
High Hopes

Sung best by Frank Sinatra

Written by Messrs Cahn & Van Heusen


Next time you're found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant

But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time you're gettin' low
'stead of lettin' go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your back's to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin' that dam

but he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time you're feelin' bad
'stead of feelin' sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All problems just a toy balloon
They'll be bursted soon
They're just bound to go pop

Oops there goes another problem kerplop
Oops, there goes another problem kerplop
Oops, there goes another problem kerplop
Kerplop!
 
Maybe, but my thinking and the words I choose to express it are pitch-perfect - hence my "Stuck on Repeat" in another thread here.
 
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David Hall said:
you been out yet mate.
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No Dave, my health induced lay-off last year has left me with a weird crisis of enthusiasm...kinda lost the will to go :eek:

However, I am determined to get out next week, come hell or high water :D

You had a dangle yet?

Cheers, Dave:eek:

Mind you mate, the 'post police' will be along soon, accusing us of going off thread....the irony of that will completely escape them I fear, so best continue this via PM :D:D
 
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