The Chairman early on Sunday with a partly faithful L.G. perched on his scrawny old lap
Subject: Spam
Won't have a word said against the Stuff, particularly on the Home of All Things Suspect and Possibly Deranged, the Internut - it won us the War, after all...
All this hormone stuff is for those who eat so badly and cheap that they wouldn't know if their modest brains and vile bodies had been affected by the stuff, even if something normally considered vital had just ceased functioning or had been found gracing the foam sofa cushions on their waking after an evening of multiple cans of some supermarket's Own Brand 9.5% Undrinkable, Hooligan Brew, Brainrot.
As with Us, so with mere Fish.
As ever,
B.B.