First of all
Jeff you have a truly bizarre sense of humor which may well be best kept to those that appreciate it
Most importantly though I have seen so much damage to fishes mouths on barbless only fisheries that I would never use a barbless hook unless there was no other alternative.
I must add that when strong hooks and line are being used meaning the fight is not too protracted the damage is minimized.
I feel the damage is mainly caused on commercials where large carp are being caught on light tackle which leads to a long protracted fight where I am convinced that barbless hooks do move, not only in the original hookhold but also create new ones during the fight (hence the mouth damage).
Also OMO but one about which that I am unswayed.