Oi Oi Colin thought you had given up this approach, it was an attempt to be humerous
I was taking the lab and springer for a walk yesterday and the young lab 'pinched' a fellow woman walker of a King Charles type thing ball...she the woman huffed and puffed and tutted even when I returned the ball to her, complaining that my lab had 'growled' at hers to obtain the ball, and ''that was not nice'', she went further and told me I had no control over my dogs, I tried to explain to her that dogs are not humans and to politely enquire if my lab could borrow the ball was beyond her remit.
So you see Colin I do understand that creatures do behave differently to humans.
Now try and be civil old chap, you were doing ever so well