Neil Smart
Senior Member
I can't understand what you don't get about this is my opinion Neil.
That's the rub Nick, it's all opinion really, nothing more.
Counting the days.
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I can't understand what you don't get about this is my opinion Neil.
I should explain a little more about Clooney, the resident border collie on the Wye Lea stretch of the Wye, who belongs to the lady owner.
On arrival, Clooney (I think his name is ironic, he's not the most handsome of dogs, to be honest) greets anglers ahead of the long-ish walk to the river bank. He waits patiently while you unload the car of tackle, then sets off towards the river, stopping every few yards to make sure you're following him. He effectively guides you to your swim (he probably chooses the swim without you realising it) and in return he wants you to chuck a stick for him. Do that, and you've got a friend for the day.
The next bit is true. Honestly.
I mentioned his apparent affinity with anglers to the owner who said: “Oh yes, he likes to go fishing. He’ll even tell you when you’ve got a bite if you’re not looking.”
Me: “What? How does he do that…bark, or something?”
Lady: “Oh no, he just stands up and wags his tail when he sees the rod tip pull over.”
I took this with a very large pinch of salt. However, on my next visit, I was given Clooney's escort-to-the-bank service and chucked him a stick. Then he seemed to wander off. However, an hour later my rod whacked round and instantaneously a loud bark came from behind me - he'd been watching like a hawk. The border collie bite alarm had added audio to his tail-wagging bobbin.
He then hopped down the bank to watch the fight at close quarters, wagging his tail throughout. He seemed as pleased as me. In fact, if I'd passed him the net, he would have probably done the honours.
However, the only thing that stops this dog from being a complete genius is his inability to distinguish a car from a sheep. Although he welcomes arriving cars calmly, when you go to leave, he goes absolutely mental. He treats my 4x4 as a giant sheep, attempting to round it up by tearing round the car at top speed, nipping at the tyres as you drive away. This goes on until you reach a certain point on his driveway, then he becomes calm again, as it nothing had happened. Truly a mad dog.
OK, my sob story....and no apologies for it, because it is the unvarnished truth.
Toby was a long haired golden retriever, soft as muck...and had the loveliest nature I have ever come across, before or since, in man or beast. We bought him as a one year old from a local young couple who claimed 'they couldn't manage him any more'...a statement which astonished us, as we already knew what a lovely dog he was. We had met and admired him several times as we visited friends near his home, and in truth we adored him already. So, as you can imagine, we leaped at the chance of giving him a home.
Once he settled in, we soon noticed that he seemed to blink a lot, and had dark lines of damp fur running down from the corners of both eyes...so we took him without delay to the local vet. The vet recognised him instantly, even knew his name...he told us straight away that Toby had in-turned lower eyelashes, a fairly common and excruciating complaint in that breed. He explained that the young couple had brought him in quite some time back....but then once the problem was diagnosed, refused to pay for the simple 'op' to put it right....even though he made them aware of the pain the poor dog was in, 24/7. I won't bother saying any more about those 'people'...no need really, is there?
Thankfully, the hastily arranged 'op' was a great success, and afterwards Toby honestly seemed to know and appreciate what had been done for him. I know that is probably a hopeless example of anthropomorphism...but I swear it seemed to be so...and so our joyful journey began. OK, again, I know we all think OUR dogs are special, or exceptional....but I truly believe this dog was. He melted our hearts, and that of everyone who met him. He never showed one second of anger or displeasure in the seven years that we had him. If kids wanted to sit on his head...that was fine, he never murmured....nothing fazed him.
If I was ever asked to define happiness, I would just produce a photo of that dog...he gently enjoyed life to the full, smiling constantly as only dogs can...and spread that happiness to everyone he met. I can't really explain what this dog meant to my family and I. If you love dogs, you will already know...if not, then nothing I can say will change that...so be it. All I will say is, it was seven years of pure joy.
Toby died at eight years of age, having developed huge masses of cancer throughout his intestines. He must have had great pain for some time, but typically showed nothing until the day he collapsed while I was walking him. I carried him home that evening, and we stayed up with him all night, hoping it was something that would get better...but knowing inside it was not. The vet showed us the X-ray the next day, and explained the situation...and so it ended.
That was twenty odd years ago...and although I had kept dogs all my life up until then, I just can't face buying another, such was the effect that dog...and his loss, had on me. Crazy really, isn't it? Soft old irriot.
Cheers, Dave.
i cant recommend a good fishing dog, but i can tell you that English bull terriers are without doubt the worst fishing dog available.
I've tried and tried with my last two, and failed miserably. It would be less stressful taking a bunch of delinquent asbo hoodies fishing!
(but theres no other dog i'd rather have)
i cant recommend a good fishing dog, but i can tell you that English bull terriers are without doubt the worst fishing dog available.
I've tried and tried with my last two, and failed miserably. It would be less stressful taking a bunch of delinquent asbo hoodies fishing!
(but theres no other dog i'd rather have)