Ouch!

[Chris Jones]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3079749/Man-f-eel-ing-blue-after-op.html

Not sure if I've missed this little nugget on here. Sorry if it has already done the rounds. Other species seemed like the most appropriate place for it.

 

[Mark Harrop]

now thats an enema

 

[Fred Bonney]

Now, I've heard some excuses.......but!

 

[Stuart Wright]

Eel be a laughing stock! And eel have an elver time living that one down!

I'll get my coat!

 

[David Hall]

now, i've heard of matchmen taking eels to match's in landing net handles, flasks and such like, but that takes the biscuit....lol

 

[Hurgen Akindji]

Eel be a laughing stock! And eel have an elver time living that one down!

I'll get my coat!

Looool

 

[Simon Lush]

Try that with a 13 pounder next time you catch one! mind you it'll probably end up covered in the same substance

 

[Colin Gordon]

Ansqueala ansqueala