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Five Go Mad in Rishikesh

Paul Boote

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The Chairman on Sunday

Saw in the Crimbo gifts thread some chaps discussing something that young Paul had made earlier. Well, it so happens that my Beecham Media (Family Entertainment Division) might just be able to help you. A personal massage (is that the right word, Olga?) will not only find me but also provide the sender with details about a time in India when fishers were rather fewer on the ground and much nicer (and far less prone to appropriation, outlandish claims or even downright treachery) but fish still had very good reason to be fearful.


As ever,

B.B.
 
Thanks to JonB - your two left yesterday, the 29th.

Thanks also to GuyB - yours will leave tomorrow, the 31st.


I will be making a goodish donation to an Independent newspaper appeal in the next few weeks; those who have already received and looked at what I sent them will understand why.



http://www.independent.co.uk/news/a...men-beaten-and-abused-in-kashmir-1851473.html


Independent Appeal: Safe haven for women beaten and abused in Kashmir

For the past two decades, domestic violence has been a low priority in one of India's most troubled regions. But a bold initiative is now addressing the issue – bringing Hindus and Muslims together, reports Andy Buncombe

Monday, 28 December 2009


The woman who has accused her husband of beating her has a moon-shaped face and a gentle smile, but he insists she is controlled by an evil spirit. "I cannot take her back. She is under the influence of a djinni [a supernatural being]," says the husband. "But I have never beaten her."

His wife, Rafika, tries to staunch her tears, while gripping their six-year-old daughter. "No, he has hit me many times. I have gone to the police," she says. "Whenever I ask for money he gets angry. He beats me with his fists."

At this point, the man's father – also sitting in the room of the hearing – angrily gets to his feet. Not only is the woman controlled by a spirit, he shouts, before he is escorted out by officials, but it is a Hindu spirit. "We will be happy if she goes to the Imam [Muslim priest] to have it dealt with."

Few of the cases of marital dispute that come before the Commission for Women in Kashmir involve claims of supernatural power. Many, however, involve allegations of violence: of women being hit with sticks, with brooms and with fists.

For a long time in this troubled place, women had few places to turn to for help and few people to talk to. Amid a two-decades-old separatist insurgency that has claimed more than 70,000 lives, the issue of domestic violence was often considered much less of a priority. At the height of the violence, with people being killed or wounded almost every day at either at the hands of the militants or the security forces, women were told that they had to support their husbands, to keep quiet. How will it help things if you raise this issue? they were told by friends and relatives, many of them women. A spiralling addiction to drugs by many men made matters worse..........
 
AndrewB - many thanks. Just had my Postie ring the bell here to deliver a special delivery item from you. In ten minutes, once I have put on my wild-haired psycho facemask and a bit of cosmetic froth, I'll be walking down to my local post offiice with something for you. Cheers and Happy New Year (same to those who know me).
 
MikeH - received your letter and with the help of my Yorkshire-speaking interpreter have managed to decipher it. A team of huskies driven by a sled-man dressed in knotted hankie and clogs who knows the lands north of the Watford Gap and is not afraid of them is on its way to you soon.
 
I will be able to spot him coming Paul , no doubt clutching a pint of warm Southern shandy and moaning about t' cold snap , jessies ...:)
 
My envoy will deliver the missive in a cleft stick, Mike - well, in cloven reindeer leg-bone actually. He left here with a multi-language letter to show to any hostile tribesfolk that he might encounter in the bleak Northern wastes. I thought that a placatory message in Late Pictish, Early Norse, Ogham and vernacular Ay Oop would cover most eventualities. Brave man, who was only persuaded to venture North by the stories I told him of the women-folk of settlements like York and Newcastle who wear next to nothing on even the coldest Arctic nights and need a hand when they fall over.
 
My envoy will deliver the missive in a cleft stick, Mike - well, in cloven reindeer leg-bone actually. He left here with a multi-language letter to show to any hostile tribesfolk that he might encounter in the bleak Northern wastes. I thought that a placatory message in Late Pictish, Early Norse, Ogham and vernacular Ay Oop would cover most eventualities. Brave man, who was only persuaded to venture North by the stories I told him of the women-folk of settlements like York and Newcastle who wear next to nothing on even the coldest Arctic nights and need a hand when they fall over.

Happen .... Your lad wants to be careful tangling with Yorkshire lassies , there as hard as nails and can crack brazil nuts in their ear lobes . Yon lad with his cleft leg and his queer talk will get short shrift . I look forward to shaking his hand if he makes it . I will pack him up with some dripping sandwiches and some cold Yorkshire puds for t' journey home .
 
Mike,

Nobody knows the meaning of tough until they have had a girlfriend from and still living in the Hendon area of Sunderland. Goliath tigerfish? Wusses!


Paul
 
My envoy will deliver the missive in a cleft stick, Mike - well, in cloven reindeer leg-bone actually. He left here with a multi-language letter to show to any hostile tribesfolk that he might encounter in the bleak Northern wastes. I thought that a placatory message in Late Pictish, Early Norse, Ogham and vernacular Ay Oop would cover most eventualities. Brave man, who was only persuaded to venture North by the stories I told him of the women-folk of settlements like York and Newcastle who wear next to nothing on even the coldest Arctic nights and need a hand when they fall over.

Well your man came , deposited his missive and left , not even a footprint , strange ....[.Casting for gold is a jolly good watch by the way , a great angling story ]
 
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Depends if ended up near Hendon. If he did you could class him Missing In Action and submit for a decoration due to bravery well above the call of duty :p ( ps I used to pass through the place in my old job, very quickly)
 
Yes it arrived safely thanks, I just need to wrestle the remote away from the wife now. (No small task!)
 
MarkV - your letter has just arrived. What a pleasant surprise! Thanks.


Somewhere over Hindhead, soon...



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