BFW fluff-flinging day No.III
Felix Farm, 25th Apr '04 - a light-hearted report
dubbed as the
'Northern Rocks' vs the 'Southern Softies'
Written by Steve (eelfisher) Richardson
edited and abetted, with minor interjections
by Paul (paul4barbus) Whiteing
(photos by courtesy Mike Berridge and paul4)
Intro : As usual we were all looking forward to
this day as the normal bit of fun, as something different during the close
season, lazy, peaceful, non-competitive .............but then along comes Neil
H-D who mentioned North v South - well talk about whip their whippets into a
frenzy - a story to unfold and be told.
Well, I arrived at 10.15 without
getting lost (believe this or believe this not) and was duly informed that the
score was a few to the north and a few less to the south. I had seen no fish,
but had to accept the impartiality of the referee, a man I have known for a few
years and respect. Still, we must let the story be told by this 'fisher of eels
from the area of Sherwood Forest', this impartial referee from the 'frozen
wastes above bedford' (ed.)
He writes henceforth,
and largely ('ish) unedited :
The Northern
perspective - unbiased edition written by Steve (eelfisher)
(unbiased? yeah right - ed) :
Saturday evening
Time 9.00pm.
"Erica, I am going up to bed".
"Oh right, I shall switch off the telly and
join you".
"Sorry duck, can't help you there
I need an early
night. 'Blackheart', 'The Old Man' and 'Supermarket Sweep' are arriving outside
at 4.00am. The RATS are going south
.".
Sunday morning
Time 2.30am
'Ding-dong-ding-dong
ding-dong-ding-dong
..ding
dong!'
Very quietly I snook out of bed. Not an easy feat when the bed contains Erica
(sleeping beauty) and three Siamese cats entwined around my feet at the foot of
the bed. Zak, the pure white rebel, saw his chance and slid in where my warm
body had laid only seconds previously....typical tomcat.
On my way along
the landing, I entered the tackle room and switched on the computer, then
headed off downstairs to make a much needed coffee. With my caffeine fix made,
I headed back upstairs to make sure that the 'Southerners' hadn't cried off at
the last minute. It was obvious from the last few posts on the BFW thread that
everyone was looking forward to a day's friendly and unbiased trout fishing
competition.
Dave arrived first at 3.45am and requested a coffee to keep
him alert for the drive down the big wide road south. (He had gone to bed at
8.30pm, woken up at 10.00pm, watched the footie, gone back to bed and rose
again at 2.00am.) Keith arrived a shade before Cahal at 4.00am, the cars were
parked and the tackle transferred into Dave's boot and backseat and the rods
were placed down the length of the passenger's side
..it was like 'Walkers
of Trowell' on wheels.
The drive down was carried out with all manner of
banter
.poor old Cahal feeling rougher with every mile travelled due to
having never risen at 3.00am before, only ever retiring/falling over at such an
un-Godly hour. Keith wasn't much better, he was shocked to find out we were
leaving at 4.00am as he thought we were only fishing 15 miles up the road when
he agreed to join us. Anyway, the journey was completed in just under two hours
with 'Blackheart' managing to use all three lanes of the motorway and treat us
all to some rather interesting comments aimed at the few other early rising car
owners who had the misfortune of coming anywhere near us on their journey down.
The RATS - and no, the T does not stand for temperence
left-right
Cahal , Keith, DaveW, Eelfisher
Now where have I seen that Cahal before?
YES, it's Hiram Holiday from the telly?
and Blackheart? looks quite
intelligent in them specs
6.00am
Dave pulled the car
up outside Graham's house in a leafy little village just off the M4 motorway.
We all rolled out and had a much needed stretch. The morning air was filled
with collared doves and wood pigeons cooing, blue and great tits chasing each
other in courtship and a lone song thrush just starting up its engaging song.
No human presence but ours was visible, so we stood around and waited until
6.30am before daring to knock on the front door. Graham opened up and welcomed
us to his home
greetings made, coffee and tea issued and we all
relaxed in the front room, awaiting the arrival of the next batch of
BFW'ers.
Sky telly provided us with the secret to Graham's youthful
looks
we had probably just disturbed him from his early morning
ordering on the shopping channel and he had forgotten to switch channels so
that his secret would remain safe
and as Cahal was heard to mutter,
"At least it's waterproof, so if he does fall in he'll be alright". Dick
(Aka
'Shrewheart' / 'The barbel God') arrived next and handshakes were
exchanged along with introductions of the two RATS that Dick had not yet met.
Soon after Dick's arrival, KeithT and Bernard turned up
the
atmosphere and excitement was quickly building
.and the smell of
bacon and sausage was starting to fill the air.
'Biggun', 'Steady
Eddie', 'Bamboo' and 'the Yorkshire Ninja' followed soon after and we all made
our way out into the refreshingly cool garden area and, as can be imagined, the
banter duly started. Not long after, IanH arrived and then Severn Wanderer and
Simon made their entrance. These were followed shortly after by PaulM
('Lurker'). A few more fellow barbel anglers showed up just as the food was
being dished out (My apologies to those of you not mentioned, the names
escaping me now) and everyone mixed in well. Graham was doing the bizz as a
spot on host. Orange juice was brought out, along with more of the afore
mentioned food plus plenty of brown and white cobs. (buns, rolls or baps to any
who are not accustomed to the terminology.) Coffee and tea was on tap all the
time. I was somewhat concerned as the North's number one trout catcher was
sitting in the living room feeling none too good. However, after a sausage
sarnie or two he started to perk up.
In need of yet another cup of
coffee, I ventured into the kitchen to be met by Graham's lovely wife Jane.
Graham introduced us and mentioned that I had a fondness of eels. As I walked
out of the kitchen with my replenished cup in my hand Jane called after
me
"Oh, you like eels then
how do you like
them
jellied".
This amused all who heard about it
afterwards
as you can imagine.
(There's only
one good use for an eel and that is on a plate -
ed)
This
was it
..the competition / fishing was almost upon us.
The drive to
the lake was not too far and before long we turned down a small country track
and entered the car-parking area
before us was the
lake
surrounded on one half by a large wooded area and the other
half open countryside
..a superb location and a lovely looking water as
well. The cars emptied out and the usual getting the gear ready and rods being
made up was done in an excited manner
the banter was beginning even
then and I felt intoxicated by the atmosphere being created unwittingly by the
passion exuded by the result of anglers and water coming together. As each
person completed the task of their tackle being sorted, they then made their
way to the lodge to pay the fishing fee and then make the choice of bankside or
boat fishing for the morning session.
Seeing the boaters moving off
into the lake to select which buoy they would moor up against was
amusing
..oars were swishing water one side of the boat and air on the
other
..the three small islands set within the lake being assaulted by the
bows of a couple of boats
.no names mentioned. Biggun and Tony's boat was
making head way and leading from the front
and with Mike in the backend,
the profile of the boat made it look like it had an outboard engine propelling
it across the surface of the lake. (I thought it was going to take off at one
point.)
Eventually all the boats, bar one, were occupied and moored up.
The rest of the group set off walking to the different parts of the lake that
they thought might bring about their limit and points for their team. The
points system was deemed one point per ('proper' - ed) fish landed.
I took up my umpire position behind the other three RATS
.who had
all decided to fish near each other on the same bank. Cahal flicked out his
line and then made one false cast to straighten out his line and on the
retrieve the bend in his rod announced that the first fish of the day was
hooked
soon enough, it was 1-0 to the North
..second chuck by
the 'old man' brought about another take but the fish came adrift. Third chuck
saw fish number three grab the hook and this was soon landed. 2-0.
I'm
'ard - I just bit a bl**dy yorkies head off
Blackheart then
struck with his deft fly chucking skills
..3-0. Graham craftily wandered
up towards where the fish had so far shown and soon had one on the
bank
3-1. Cahal then took another and made it 4-1. Ten minutes in and
Cahal had nearly reached his fish limit
and with Blackheart adding another
to his tally soon after it, at 5-1 it was looking like difficult times ahead
for the Southern Softies
..the cry rang out around the lake
"Rock on RATS".
Tony2canes and the Burmese barbeler were moored up
right in front of the scoring area and soon Tony had a fish on and eventually
landed the fish to push the score to 6-1.
Tony2C decides to put his rod back together (after trying spearfishing
with
the tip section)
Fish were being
hooked by other anglers but were coming adrift just as quickly but everyone
seemed to be enjoying the day regardless of what was being caught.
The
Southern hearts were lifted when just after the first hour of fishing, their
intrepid and charismatic team coach and umpire, paul4, made his way down the
lake to offer words of advice and encouragement. Interesting to note, from an
impartiality stance of course, was that 'Silky Smooth Paul'
(just paul4 to you all - ed)
stated that considering that he had
only seen one fish caught, that the score must be only 1-0
..after some
persuasive debate, 'Silky' chose to acknowledge the originally stated score
line but promised that his Southern contingent would rally and bring the points
back into line later in the day.
Can this eel man reeeely write or what? 2 pages so
far and I'd only just arrived, at 10.15 - ed
Ian
(Hagget) showing Rob (le blanc) the finer points of the slow retrieve
Looks
like it worked - or did it? my lips are sealed
At this time Cahal was giving fluff flinging lessons to PaulM aka 'The Lurker'. ..and, whilst in the action of showing how to cast the fly, a fish took the offering on the retrieve. Cahal plunged the rod into his pupil's hands and allowed him to savour the fight of the lovely looking and hard fighting rainbow trout. The pleasure Paul got from that fight inspired him to thrash the water to a foam mass all day in the hope of a repeat performance. (Outstanding generosity from the North's 'Old Man' giving lessons and the resulting fish to his Southern opposition. The score now stood at a slight 6-2.
KeithT giving Peter Stone's rod a real workout
Blackheart scored
with fish number three for him and pushed the score to 7-2. Out in the boats,
the southerners struck back with two fish coming in quick succession. The score
was sitting nicely at 7-4
however, the skies were clearing quickly
now and the brilliant sunshine was going to prove to be a grueller from a
prolonged catching point of view.
High above the lake, making the most
of the warm weather and the thermals building up, three common buzzards took to
the air
..watching them effortlessly glide overhead was an added bonus to
the day's joviality.
Paul4 and I decided on a walk around the lake in
order to have a chat with the other anglers. Help and advice was given by Paul4
as we toured the lake. Slowly we wandered back towards the producing bank. A
telephone message from boat number 1, with Biggun and Tony S on board, gave
clear indication that they were hooking fish and then losing them
Biggun
and TonyS saying that they had hooked and lost 13 fish between them, being
snapped off at least twice. So up to normal fishing standards then for
Mike
.what a good job they were not all for Mike too, otherwise the
score would have gone through the roof for the Northerner's (in
your dreams - ed) - but as
it was 7-6 or 6-7 , call it even, ok?.
Some
casual posers
Paul4 offered a
break for a few minutes with refreshments for the umpires via a coffee break at
his car and I accepted the gesture gracefully
maybe he had hoped
that whilst I was away from the bank that the score would be kept low
.but
the coffee and biscuits were very enjoyable.
Dick was seriously getting
to grips with his casting
each cast improving on the last until soon
he was dropping the fly a good ten yards. Perhaps trying his best to keep his
birthday a secret was playing havoc with his concentration.
The
minimalist (barbel god)
In the boats,
The Yorkshire Ninja hooked and landed his first ever
trout
..8-4
..and the impartial cry once again echoed around
the lake
."Come on you Northern Rocks".
Hobby plays his first ever trout (not that you could tell)
(note birthday
boy in the frame again)
Lunchtime was fast
approaching and it was decided that at 12.30 we would see an end to fishing for
the morning session. Just after noon, most anglers had decided to pack away for
lunch and were walking back to the hut area or rowing back in shore for the
ritual group photographic record of the event.
At this juncture the
North played their trump card and Keith 'Sainsbury's' Mountain hung on in there
for one last cast and came up triumphant with a fish
..this was the only
instance of a trout being caught and played being photographed during the day.
As the trout hit the net, Keith cried out a relieved 'yes'
.so at
the lunchtime break the score stood at 9-4. (Interesting note, the Hazelford
Piscatorial Society members had taken the bulk of the Northern fish tally at
this point.)
This
one was a fish
The group shots
taken, the convoy headed off to the nearby public house. A welcoming cold beer
being just the ticket on what was turning out to be a scorcher of a
day.
L-R : mike (biggun), daveW, keith, gordon, ianH (burmeseB), tony2C, paul
(severn), graham,neil H-D,
ianH, keithT, tonyS, eddie, clive, paulM, rob
leblanc, steveB, bernard, cahal, simon, steve (eelfisher),
dick (on one
knee, hopefully inwardly embarassed that it was his birthday and he'd told no
one)
L-R : mike (biggun), paul4, daveW, keith, gordon, ianH, ianH (burmeseB),
tony2C, paul (severn),
graham, neil H-D, keithT, tonyS, clive, eddie,
paulM, rob leblanc, steveB, cahal, simon,
dick (again on one knee)
Now talking of birthdays - and we are now, BFW FF seems to
bring out the clams regarding ageing. Last year it was that despic N H-D who
decided to keep mum on his, albeit that it was the previous day.11th MAY for
the diaries folks. This year it was the B-God who decided to remain incog. OK
Dicky, you prefer the background being a modest sort but we would have been
gentle('ish). You didn't think you'd need a change of clothes surely.
(ed.)
he continues :
Lunch was enjoyed by all (with
the possible exception of Tony S, whose veggie platter didn't see to go down
too well with him
nor me at that price for a plate full of green grass)
and the banter abounded throughout.
At 2.30pm the exodus back to the
lake was underway, although begrudgingly by some
.Biggun included, who
then proceeded to get lost on his way back to the lake
maybe that
was the excuse for one last pint, who knows.
The decision to bank fish
in the morning session proved to be the best bet, but in the afternoon it would
be the turn of the boats to bring home the fish.
Dick and Graham
partnered each other in a boat and hooked and lost a few fish straight from the
start but they also added to the score and soon the score was creeping up from
the southern perspective. (Someone was heard to shout that they were pleased
that a southern fish/point scorer had dropped off near one of the boats at the
netting stage
..but it was given and taken in good humour by
all)
The three RATS chose to stay bankside once again for the afternoon
session and this proved to be a duff move by them
..Democracy rules within
the RATS and, at a vote of how to fish the afternoon session back at the pub,
my idea of boat fishing was poo-poo'ed into touch by the other three.
Hobby and Paul (lurker) try their hand
It was at this time that
Micky H turned up (wearing a cracking good shirt -
ed) for a walk around before
he headed off to watch his beloved team look to win the premiership, can't say
the name, sorry. (Yes you can Steve, try very hard,
A..AR..ARSEN..AL ..........yesssssss) Before he left, Micky gave Paul4 a donation
of £20.00 to forward for the Macmillan appeal and also left a ton of
doughnuts for the other lads present as well.
The Northern score was
left to be boosted by 'Steady Eddie'
.however, he was boat partnered by
Steve B, who was one of the main reasons that the south moved up the points
tally. (Yes, we did appreciate you netting the northern fish as well Steve.) By
mid afternoon, the only fish coming to the net were from the boats
.and at
some point the score reached 12-8 but then moved on in favour of the North to
16-9.
By mid afternoon, most anglers fishing from the bank were just
going through the motions, as they knew the fish were lying deep out in the
lake due to the heat and calm conditions.
The arranger (hiding his flies
as usual)
Severn Wanderer coolly moved
round the lake and struck into a fish in the late afternoon
..not a
scoring fish though as it was a lovely coloured rudd. Paul4 was of the opinion
that it should go 10 points for a rudd until I said that Severn Wanderer was
batting for the northern team. A heated debate then ensued (heated due to the
sun) over the selection of him into the northern team
as it
happened, PaulS contributed nil points to the day so the matter was irrelevant
to the score. (On realising that Severn wasn't a point scorer, 'Silky' said it
was alright for him to be a northerner
..It has to be said that the north
wouldn't have given him away regardless of points or not)
By now, most
bank fishers were relaxing on the grass, their rods laid down and their weary
limbs being rested. Not Blackheart. He was still gamefully flinging on but
weariness was quickly taking over and his coat took yet more bashings from his
back casting hooking up time and time again
..his rod was having bets
placed on it by the watchers as to how far he would fling it if he caught the
coat again.
Dave's favourite species - hooked this coat several times but not
landed
(shown with the south's secret weapon)
KeithT and Bernard were way
over the other side of the lake and giving it good time when, on his first
effort in fly-fishing, Bernard connected with a fish and duly landed it. Well
done that man.
Neil HD took to trying to pull the tree behind him out
of the ground on each successive back cast as well
good to see
perseverance in plentiful evidence.
neil
H[hyphenated]D - hold the line in your teeth
neil
H[hyphenated]D - concentrate on your quarry - that bush
yes, that bush you
caught 27 times in all
At 5.30pm, the final score hit 20-10 .a robust and convincing display from the Northern Rocks and like true Southern Softies, they conceded defeat with good grace. (read on - ed )
At 6.00pm
the RATS left
the scene of battle
..out of a total of 20 Northern fish, the three had
scored 11 of those points. Awesome fishing
.. 'Steady Eddie', 'Blackheart'
and 'The Old Man' ensuring a 'rainbow win'. (Goodness knows what the score
would have been if either the 'Biggun' or TonyS had managed to land all the
fish they hooked - as it was, nowt between
them)
******************
NOW HOLD ON just a mo you
northern lot, put thee pies down and take note :
All this stuff written from the (so called) Northern unbiased
perspective is all very well but there are a few points to be made. Conceding
with southern grace is taken as expected - in this case 'defeat' is somewhat
contentious. I make the observations that the afformentioned Rudd could well
have attracted an additional score, and that the captor's roots have long since
been severed even if his voice remains 'tainted' (no offence Paul); that the
scoring BEFORE the arrival of the southern referee was graciously taken as
proffered without contention; and that the south allow the enthusiasm of the
northern victory - yes a victory without question - but a victory by a narrower
margin than the scorebook recorded before it was whisked away and closed before
the day was brought to a 'proper' close. There remains the few intrepid
southern team fishers whom did stay for a while when all had fled and to whose
rods did the following captures (see below) lend a considerable bend - and by
what would the scores have been swelled by each had the south made appeal -
which of course they did not. They thought it was all
over...................
Is
this a c**p? so where's the rudd?
Now
THIS one must have been worth quite a few points
............................it is
now
A brilliant day
was had by all
..more importantly, it was made by all
so
pat yourselves on the back for making it a great day out. It has already been
stated that next year will see the two sides come together on a northern
water
.maybe, just maybe, the end result will be a successful
southern invasion
but don't hold your breath.
The Macmillan appeal total
reached £130.00. The money being entrusted to a RAT, Keith, to forward
the money on to the charity.
BFW camaraderie
you can't beat it.
Here's to next year's bash when hopefully Paul4 and I will be partaking along
with the others.
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There remains just a
thought that there should be some prizes awarded - if only notionally. These
are our opinions, some may be shared, some may be denied :
These are in no particular order of excellence or desirability : | ||
---|---|---|
The players | ||
Keith | narf | For the best reverse action - facing the water is better Keith |
Gordon | sarf | For his patience awaiting his grub |
Dave (Wingers) | narf | For entertainment value when hooking 'the coat'...the coat...the coat |
Rob | sarf | For the best action shot |
Cahal | narf | For the best action with a magic elbow aid |
Tony S | sarf | For the best action without a magic elbow aid |
Simon | sarf | For the best action with elbow in |
Clive | sarf | For equal patience |
Mike (biggun) | narf | For gerring lost on t'way back from t'pub - it made lost & found's day |
Neil H-D | sarf | For somehow managing to get in the most piccys |
Graham | sarf | For.....well, just being Graham, without whom the day would not have |
Keith T | narf | For having the best tackle (the rod!) |
Bernard | narf | For perseverence and getting his first (virgin no more) |
Paul (Severn) | sarf | For the biggest rudd (worth several points) |
Ian H | sarf | For perseverence until a late hour - alas nowt extra to count |
Eddie | narf | For resorting to the underhand - boobies, I ask you |
Ian H (BB) | narf | For the lesson, NOT, in playing a fish, rod pointing low |
Dick | sarf | For not succumbing to the underhanded legering techniques |
Tony (2 canes) | narf | For handling carbon without a whimper (even underwater) |
Paul M (lurker) | sarf | For perseverence also and improving his action, but alas no more fish |
The intrepid referees | ||
Steve (eelfisher) | neutral | For nowt much apart from from being a good bloke |
Paul4 | neutral | For nowt much apart from........well, nowt much |
The visiting guest | ||
Micky H | neutral | For the generous donation and doughnuts |
the footnotes
(ed.)
We say stuff the grammar - t'was written in
jest
Apologies must again go to those whose action goes unrecorded in
word and in picture. It is a fact that when fishing from bank or from boats
only the most immediate action is seen and lots goes
unnoticed.
Apologies too from the camera crew :
paul4 - brought
along Nikon SLR with telephoto - but had no film
steveR - brought along
digital with zoom - but had no battery
biggun - bought along digital with
zoom but forgot to point it often enough
we did our best to capture the
day - sorry that there are no pics of fish, doooooohhhhhhh!
the
credits (ed.)
steve (eelfisher) richardson - the lion's share
of the words
paul (paul4barbus) whiteing - the lion-cub's share of the
words, loadsa piccys and captions
mike (biggun) berridge - piccys and
opinions
and to Arsenal FC for bringing the day to a
champion close
may '04
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