I wrote to Santa a while ago (as I do every year) and requested the following:
1) A cloaking device enabling me move about the river undetected. As well as bringing stealth to my armoury of fishing skills, I will also be able to urinate in peace without having to explain to bemused passers by (and then the police) why I am lurking in the bushes wearing waders and holding his Lordship.
2) Anti-gravity power boots allowing me to move about the river bank without actually touching the ground-again vital for stealth and safety. In addition, I would combine these with the cloaking device but adjust the setting so that it only worked as far down as my boots. I would deploy this tactic on the Wye in the height of summer to freak out passing canoeists who would flee in terror.
3) A selection box, one of the old fashioned ones that contained an enormous curly wurly bar and large tube of fruit pastels, amongst other things.
4) A laser guided casting mechanism that you attach to your reel. You tell the voice recognition device where you want to cast and it does the rest for you. It's very interactive too and will provide advice (there would be a number of voice options to choose from. For example if float fishing for barbel, the voice of Keith Speer could be selected to tell you which runs to trot).
5) The Kelly Brook barbel rod.
6) The Kelly Brook tackle bag. A bag for your tackle designed by Kelly Brook.
7) Kelly Brook.
That pretty much covers it I reckon.